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09-03-2018 09:19 PM  16 days agoPost 1
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A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man
looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean
really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."

With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill
and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's
bottom. "Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!"
The woman chose to ignore her husband, knowing that his time would come.

Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky. He
makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. "What's
wrong?" he asks. She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up
this big-ass grill for one little weenie?"

Music is probably the only real magic I have encountered in my life,it's pure and it's real,it moves,it heals..TP

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09-04-2018 03:41 AM  16 days agoPost 2
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heehee hee, now that's much better than some of your music pics

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09-09-2018 01:45 AM  11 days agoPost 3
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Frankly darling.......I don't give a Dam!!

Music is probably the only real magic I have encountered in my life,it's pure and it's real,it moves,it heals..TP

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09-09-2018 05:51 AM  11 days agoPost 4
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oballzz
I don't give a Dam!!
so if you don't care then why did you get so mad at me for posting (on your public music post) 2 classic songs from 2 of the very most famous bands that has ever formed on earth ??

now comes the "I" list for me, and I don't give a dam

Jim
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09-09-2018 02:55 PM  11 days agoPost 5
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^^^^^^ Well .......... ^^^^^^^
The same can be said about your little stories about your phone calls/anecdotes .......
Here it comes the I
PS. Just messing around with you -or maybe not


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09-09-2018 09:12 PM  10 days agoPost 6
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I liked your joke. Thanks for posting it.

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09-10-2018 02:49 AM  10 days agoPost 7
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^^^^^^ Well .......... ^^^^^^^
The same can be said about your little stories about your phone calls/anecdotes .......
Here it comes the I
PS. Just messing around with you -or maybe not
LOL I can post many more about those calls, I still get them,, just last week I got one and the guy recognized my voice, all he said was F*** and hung up LOL

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09-10-2018 02:00 PM  10 days agoPost 8
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interesting how things go around... Ive heard a version of that joke in Spanish over 10 years ago... but the Spanish version the wifes body was compared to that of a washing machine...: punch line translated from Spanish: "IF you think Im going to turn on this washing machine for that pathetic little rag of yous, think again."

showing a preference will only get you into trouble, 90% of everything is crap...

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09-10-2018 06:33 PM  9 days agoPost 9
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RM3
I can post many more about those calls
For all that is holy please don't!


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09-11-2018 03:11 AM  9 days agoPost 10
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I can post many more about those calls
For all that is holy please don't!
I like to pull Credit Card numbers out of the air, than when it comes to tell them the last 2 numbers I act like I can't hear them, "are you there are you there, I can't hear them" click

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09-11-2018 09:55 PM  8 days agoPost 11
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What have I done
Lord have mercy


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