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05-06-2018 10:21 PM  3 months agoPost 1
in2win

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After being married for 55 years this month, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Fifty- five years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa-bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV.

But hey I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl.

Now ... I have a $750,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV,

but I'm sleeping with a 77-year-old woman. So I said to my wife "it seems to me that

you're not holding up your side of things." My wife is a very reasonable woman.

She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure

that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

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05-07-2018 02:11 PM  3 months agoPost 2
RM3

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nice... decisions decisions...

last time I checked no hot 23yr old was interested in a poor 70 old man...

showing a preference will only get you into trouble, 90% of everything is crap...

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07-10-2018 04:11 AM  41 days agoPost 3
Jerry K

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I had to send this one to my wife, of I think 29 years but who is counting. This is something she has always threatened me with. She has always said I could check out the car lot, but no test drives.

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