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05-01-2018 08:26 PM  7 months agoPost 1
AirWolfRC

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Dear Boss,

I have enjoyed working here these past several years.

You have paid me very well, given me benefits beyond belief. I have 3-4
months off per year and a pension plan that will pay my salary till the
day I die and a health plan that most people can only dream about.

Despite this I plan to take the next 12-18 months to find a new position.

During this time I will show up for work when it is convenient. In addition,
I fully expect to draw my full salary and all the other perks associated with
my current job.

Oh yes, if my search for this new job proves fruitless, I will be back with no
loss in pay or status. Before you say anything, remember that you have no
choice in the matter. I can and will do this.

Sincerely,

Every Senator and Congressman in the USA.

- - - - -

Try that at your job and let me know how it works out.

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05-01-2018 08:27 PM  7 months agoPost 2
InvertedDude

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Term Limits are Needed
Limits!

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05-01-2018 08:38 PM  7 months agoPost 3
AirWolfRC

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That won't change the benefits package.

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05-01-2018 08:50 PM  7 months agoPost 4
sjgusmc21

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San Antonio, Texas

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InvertedDude
Term Limits are Needed
Limits!
^^^^^DING, DING, DING! WINNER!

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05-01-2018 10:19 PM  7 months agoPost 5
spaceman spiff

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Tucson

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John McCain has a large bottle of superglue in his jacket in case he has a heart attack so he can glue himself to his desk just before he dies.

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