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03-16-2018 03:45 PM  6 months agoPost 1
Heli_Splatter

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Five surgeons are discussing who makes the Best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon, says,
"I like to see accountants on my operating table
because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second, responds,
"Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color
coded."

The third surgeon, says,
"No, I really think librarians are the best! Everything inside them is in
alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon, chimes in:
"You know, I like construction workers...
Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.'

But the fifth surgeon, shut them all up when he said:
'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine...
Plus, the head and the azz are interchangeable!

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03-16-2018 08:34 PM  6 months agoPost 2
Gearhead

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LOL heehee heee

Jim
Buzz Buzz Buzz

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03-16-2018 09:00 PM  6 months agoPost 3
Doublah

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Lol, lol!! Sending that one to my Dad.

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