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12-17-2017 05:10 PM  8 months agoPost 1
GyroFreak

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Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunter/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter.

    The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel.
Beer required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so while our early humans were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That's how villages were formed.

   The wheel was invented to get man to the beer.

   These two were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups: 1. Liberals. 2. Conservatives.

   Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to BBQ at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as the Conservative movement.

   Other men who were less skilled at hunting learned to live off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly BBQ's and doing the sewing, fetching, and hair dressing. This was the beginning of the Liberal movement.

   Some of these liberal men evolved into women. Others became known as girlie-men. Some noteworthy Liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy, group hugs, and the concept of democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that Conservatives provided.

   Over the years, Conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by the jackass for obvious reasons.

   Modern Liberals like "Lite" beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and vegan are standard Liberal fare. Another interesting evolutionary side note: many Liberal women have higher testosterone levels than their men.

   Most college professors, social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, film makers in Hollywood, group therapists and community organizers are Liberals. Liberals meddled in our national pastime and invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn't fair to make the pitcher also bat.

   Conservatives drink real beer. They eat red meat and still provide for their women. Conservatives are big game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers, farmers, firemen, medical doctors, police officers, engineers, corporate executives, athletes, members of the military, airline pilots, and generally anyone who works productively. Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives who want to work for a living.

   Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the Liberals remained in Europe when Conservatives were coming to America. They crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created a business of trying to get more for nothing.

   Here ends today's lesson in world history. It should be noted that a Liberal may have a momentary urge to angrily respond to this post.

   A Conservative will simply laugh and be so convinced of the absolute truth of this history that it will be shared immediately to other true believers and to just tick off more liberals.

   And there you have it. Let your next action reveal your true self.
 

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12-17-2017 05:18 PM  8 months agoPost 2
Dan Minick

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Bahahaha, never seen this in the history book when I was in school, but it should be!

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12-17-2017 05:22 PM  8 months agoPost 3
GyroFreak

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never seen this in the history book when I was in school, but it should be!
That's because libreals control the schools and deleted much conservative history.

I think about the hereafter. I go somewhere to get something, then wonder what I'm here after ?

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12-17-2017 06:16 PM  8 months agoPost 4
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Best thing I've read all day.

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12-18-2017 06:48 AM  8 months agoPost 5
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90% of life is "showing up"

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12-18-2017 12:20 PM  8 months agoPost 6
rcmiket

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Great post.

Mike

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12-18-2017 12:52 PM  8 months agoPost 7
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LOL That is was what needs to be in history books !!!!
The tell it like it is history book.

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12-18-2017 02:06 PM  8 months agoPost 8
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12-18-2017 02:18 PM  8 months agoPost 9
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VERY good read!!!

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