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An elderly man in
Louisiana had owned a large farm for
several Years. He had a
large pond in the back. It was
properly shaped for swimming, so He
fixed it up nice
with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some
apple,
and peach trees

One evening the old farmer
decided to go down to the
pond, as he Hadn't been there for
a while, and look it over He
grabbed a Five-gallon bucket
to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard
voices shouting and
laughing with Glee. As he came closer,
he saw it was a bunch of
young women Skinny-dipping in his
pond. He made the women aware
of his presence and they all
went to the deep end One
of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming
out
until you leave!'

The old man
frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch
you ladies swim naked
or make you get out of the pond
naked.'

Holding the bucket
up he said, 'I'm here to feed the
alligator.'

Some old men
can still think fast

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