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03-27-2016 10:39 PM  31 months agoPost 1
artimus

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When I was a young boy, my dad would look at me and say " How Long is a Chinaman?" I would say I dont know. He would laugh.
A week would pass and he would look at me and say "How Long is a Chinaman" again I would say I dont know. He would laugh.
This went on for years....till my dad passaway. I never found out how long a Chinaman was....till one day it hit me . How Long was the Chinaman's name.

This is a true story.

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03-28-2016 12:03 AM  31 months agoPost 2
banshee rider

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Went right over my head for quite a while

ageing is manditory maturity is optional

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03-28-2016 12:45 AM  31 months agoPost 3
Pistol Pete

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Thanks for sharing that nice memory.

So now you're making me share this...

I remember having this as a "bonus" question in a test back in the 80's as it seems the instructor had a sense of humor.

Of course I got it wrong and it was counted againts my score.

I had to argue that since it was a "bonus" it could only counts as extra if correct but definitely not to be used in the curve and counted againts. I got my score back since I was not the only one affected by it.

BTW...the correct answer is...YES.

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03-28-2016 07:51 AM  31 months agoPost 4
artimus

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How Long is a chinaman....
There is no answer....its not a question, its a statement.

LOL..... it took me years before I got it.

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03-29-2016 03:43 AM  31 months agoPost 5
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it took me years before I got it
LOL that's funnier than your dad's joke

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03-29-2016 08:39 AM  31 months agoPost 6
artimus

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I know.....felt really stupid once it hit me.

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03-31-2016 03:35 AM  30 months agoPost 7
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LOL I told this joke to my wife, right over her head, I laughed,

I said wrong and said the joke again

she said as long as a chinaman is long I guess

LOL I laughed again and said wrong try again

I said it some 4 or 5 times more,

she started getting annoyed LOL,,

I laughed and said it is funny

so I told her she was looking at it the wrong way LOL

she said how else can I look at it,

I said the word "is" is the key word, LOL

she said so the word "is" is the key word, I guess I just don't get this joke

I laughed, because it was funny LOL LOL

then I said it was not a question,

she said it's not a question

LOL I laughed LOL LOL still am laughing LOL LOL

I said with a smile it's a statement

she said it's a statement

I said yee-up, his name is How Long

then about 10 minutes later my son came home from work and I said How Long is a Chinaman

he said "I don't know him, I wouldn't know him, I have never been there"

LOL I guess I should have asked him "been where" LOL

Jim
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03-31-2016 06:02 AM  30 months agoPost 8
artimus

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Funny. Like I said it took me years....so tell your wife shes got a ways to go before she can feel half as stupid as me.....
Now try to say these words as fast as you can as many times as you can in a row.....see if you get it.

I am sofa king we Todd did

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03-31-2016 07:09 PM  30 months agoPost 9
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http://weknowmemes.com/2012/11/wong...ing-book-store/

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04-03-2016 01:46 AM  30 months agoPost 10
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How long is a chinaman?
Anything that makes you remember Dad with a smile is "OK " in my book!
Junkpilot

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04-12-2016 07:50 AM  30 months agoPost 11
artimus

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Names can say so much
Here are some names found we in the phone book when we were kids (remember phone books)

Adolf Oliver Bush
Weldon Rumproast
Dick Nibbler
Ben Dover and Berry McCockiner
Haywood Jaknockitof

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05-02-2016 01:55 AM  29 months agoPost 12
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Give this to the wife,An old man left on Friday on his horse,rode for 2 days,camped out for a day,then rode back for 1 day on Friday.

Jamie Griffith

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05-02-2016 07:50 PM  29 months agoPost 13
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Friday is the horse....

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07-03-2016 01:53 AM  27 months agoPost 14
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How High is his cousin.

E820, Raptor G4N, X50F/E, E620, Forza 450, and some planks.

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07-15-2016 12:39 PM  27 months agoPost 15
DougsRC

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I am sofa king we Todd did
Got a lot of peoples with that one---all in Good Fun ! Sum ting Wong !

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07-15-2016 12:42 PM  27 months agoPost 16
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This went on for years....till my dad passaway. I never found out how long a Chinaman was....till one day it hit me . How Long was the Chinaman's name.
It's funny the things you never Forget !

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