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03-27-2016 10:39 PM  3 years ago
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artimus

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How Long is a chinaman
When I was a young boy, my dad would look at me and say " How Long is a Chinaman?" I would say I dont know. He would laugh.
A week would pass and he would look at me and say "How Long is a Chinaman" again I would say I dont know. He would laugh.
This went on for years....till my dad passaway. I never found out how long a Chinaman was....till one day it hit me . How Long was the Chinaman's name.

This is a true story.
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03-28-2016 12:03 AM  3 years ago
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Went right over my head for quite a whileageing is manditory maturity is optional
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03-28-2016 12:45 AM  3 years ago
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Thanks for sharing that nice memory.

So now you're making me share this...

I remember having this as a "bonus" question in a test back in the 80's as it seems the instructor had a sense of humor.

Of course I got it wrong and it was counted againts my score.

I had to argue that since it was a "bonus" it could only counts as extra if correct but definitely not to be used in the curve and counted againts. I got my score back since I was not the only one affected by it.

BTW...the correct answer is...YES.
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03-28-2016 07:51 AM  3 years ago
artimus

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How Long is a chinaman....
There is no answer....its not a question, its a statement.

LOL..... it took me years before I got it.
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03-29-2016 03:43 AM  3 years ago
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it took me years before I got it
LOL that's funnier than your dad's joke
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03-29-2016 08:39 AM  3 years ago
artimus

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I know.....felt really stupid once it hit me.Fly Hard......Team Viagra
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03-31-2016 03:35 AM  3 years ago
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LOL I told this joke to my wife, right over her head, I laughed,

I said wrong and said the joke again

she said as long as a chinaman is long I guess

LOL I laughed again and said wrong try again

I said it some 4 or 5 times more,

she started getting annoyed LOL,,

I laughed and said it is funny

so I told her she was looking at it the wrong way LOL

she said how else can I look at it,

I said the word "is" is the key word, LOL

she said so the word "is" is the key word, I guess I just don't get this joke

I laughed, because it was funny LOL LOL

then I said it was not a question,

she said it's not a question

LOL I laughed LOL LOL still am laughing LOL LOL

I said with a smile it's a statement

she said it's a statement

I said yee-up, his name is How Long

then about 10 minutes later my son came home from work and I said How Long is a Chinaman

he said "I don't know him, I wouldn't know him, I have never been there"

LOL I guess I should have asked him "been where" LOL
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03-31-2016 06:02 AM  3 years ago
artimus

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Funny. Like I said it took me years....so tell your wife shes got a ways to go before she can feel half as stupid as me.....
Now try to say these words as fast as you can as many times as you can in a row.....see if you get it.

I am sofa king we Todd did
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03-31-2016 07:09 PM  3 years ago
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http://weknowmemes.com/2012/11/wong...ing-book-store/I love gravity, it always keeps my feet planted when I fly!
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04-03-2016 01:46 AM  3 years ago
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How long is a chinaman?
Anything that makes you remember Dad with a smile is "OK " in my book!
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04-12-2016 07:50 AM  3 years ago
artimus

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Names can say so much
Here are some names found we in the phone book when we were kids (remember phone books)

Adolf Oliver Bush
Weldon Rumproast
Dick Nibbler
Ben Dover and Berry McCockiner
Haywood Jaknockitof
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05-02-2016 01:55 AM  3 years ago
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Give this to the wife,An old man left on Friday on his horse,rode for 2 days,camped out for a day,then rode back for 1 day on Friday.Jamie Griffith
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05-02-2016 07:50 PM  3 years ago
artimus

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Friday is the horse....Fly Hard......Team Viagra
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07-03-2016 01:53 AM  3 years ago
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How High is his cousin.E820, Raptor G4N, X50F/E, E620, Forza 450, and some planks.
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07-15-2016 12:39 PM  3 years ago
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I am sofa king we Todd did
Got a lot of peoples with that one---all in Good Fun ! Sum ting Wong !
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07-15-2016 12:42 PM  3 years ago
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This went on for years....till my dad passaway. I never found out how long a Chinaman was....till one day it hit me . How Long was the Chinaman's name.
It's funny the things you never Forget !
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