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12-09-2015 04:35 PM  35 months agoPost 1

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The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."

The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate,’ not 'fascinating'.”

Sally raised her hand. She said, “My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.”

The teacher said, “Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate’.”

Little Johnny raised his hand, but the teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word “fascinate,” so she called on him.

Johnny said, “My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her **** are so big she can only fasten eight!”

The teacher sat down and cried.

Team- unbiased opinion.K.I.S.S principle upheld here

12-09-2015 04:39 PM  35 months agoPost 2

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Lol,, I love little johnny,, Thanks for the smile,, XGM/VGM

John Crotts

12-09-2015 05:49 PM  35 months agoPost 3

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good one! LOL

Roy Mayoral

12-12-2015 09:42 PM  35 months agoPost 4


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It made my wife smile

Wayne Mitchell

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