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Three couples marry and stay at the same hotel for their honeymoons, where they are taken care of by Dave the bellboy.

The first man married a nurse.
Dave thinks to himself, "Nice, nurses are known to be hot."

The second man married a telephone operator.
Dave thinks to himself, "Telephone operators have sexy voices."

The third man married a school teacher.
Dave thinks to himself, "Poor guy, teachers are too strict."

The next morning, Dave reports to work and gets a room service call from the nurse's husband. He sourly says, "Don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night was 'You're not sanitary, you're not sanitary.'"

Then, the telephone operator's husband calls and sourly says, "Don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I heard last night was 'Your three minutes are up, your three minutes are up.'"
Later that afternoon, the teacher's husband calls and happily says,"When you marry, be sure to marry a school teacher. All I heard last night was 'We are going to do this over and over until we get it right!'"

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