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01-23-2015 09:49 PM  3 years agoPost 1
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Jerry and Bob, two friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons,

watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.

One day Jerry didn't show up. Bob didn't think much

about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something..

But after Jerry hadn't shown up for a week or so,

Bob really got worried. However, since the only time

they ever got together was at the park,

Bob didn't know where Jerry lived,

so he was unable to find out what had happened to him.

A month had passed, and Bob figured he had seen the last of Jerry,

but one day, Bob approached the park and -- lo and behold --

there sat Jerry! Bob was very excited and happy to see him and told him so.

Then he said, ‘For crying out loud Jerry, what in the world happened to you?

Jerry replied, "I've been in jail."

'Jail!' cried Bob. What in the world for?'

'Well,' Jerry said, 'you know Jane, that cute little blonde waitress

at the coffee shop where I sometimes go?'

'Yeah,' said Bob, 'I remember her. What about her?

'Well, one day she filed rape charges against me; and, at 89 years old,

I was so proud that when I got into court, I pleaded 'guilty'.

'The damn judge gave me 30 days for perjury’.

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