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06-22-2014 04:07 PM  4 years agoPost 1
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For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?

We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!'

Well, thanks to genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.

Awe Schitt was married to O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, and owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.

After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition who was nick-named Chicken Schitt.

Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.

The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials.

The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.

He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them.

Sincerely,

Crock O. Schitt

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06-22-2014 05:29 PM  4 years agoPost 2
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Thats some funny Schitt there!

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06-22-2014 05:45 PM  4 years agoPost 3
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LMAO

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06-22-2014 05:48 PM  4 years agoPost 4
JayL

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I know jack Schitt now

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06-22-2014 08:30 PM  4 years agoPost 5
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06-23-2014 01:08 AM  4 years agoPost 6
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AirWolfRC, you forgot Jack's estranged and lost uncle, sired from a Chinese sumo wrestler, and weighed 16 pounds at birth, and was appropriately named So Big Schitt

Jim
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06-23-2014 02:06 AM  4 years agoPost 7
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That is my favorite movie. I use that line all the time.lol

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06-25-2014 12:49 AM  4 years agoPost 8
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Dumb Schitt
Dumb Schitt is also known as Stupid Schitt to his close friends, you can read more about him in this link

https://rc.runryder.com/t768856p1/

Jim
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06-25-2014 02:46 AM  4 years agoPost 9
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Now this is the most informational post ever on RR.. Thanks for the heads up!!! No schitt.. XGM/VGM

John Crotts
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06-25-2014 04:10 AM  4 years agoPost 10
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more info on the Schitt family,,

I was just told this a few ago, it looks like So Big Schitt has 2 daughters named DoDo Schitt and Ismell Schitt,, and there is a son but I don't know his name

Jim
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06-28-2014 03:28 AM  4 years agoPost 11
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well my research has shown that So Big Schitt's son's name is Some Sticky Schitt

and Some Sticky Schitt has a son and daughter too, but their names were not listed

Jim
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06-28-2014 03:32 AM  4 years agoPost 12
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ok, it looks like Some Sticky Schitt's son's name is River Of Schitt

Jim
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06-28-2014 04:30 AM  4 years agoPost 13
xcellgasman101

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I thought that it was Pile O' schitt XGM/VGM

John Crotts
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06-28-2014 05:40 AM  4 years agoPost 14
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I will research that

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