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Little Johnny was in math class one day. The teacher calls on him to answer the question in which she asking.
Teacher: Johnny... There are 3 birds on a wire. I pull a gun out and shot one down. How many birds is left on the wire?
The teacher thought he might've misunderstood, so she explained it a little different to Johnny.
Teacher: I'm walking down the road and I got a gun in my pocket. I walk up to a wire that has 3 birds sitting on it. I pull my gun out an shoot 1 bird down. How many birds are left on the wire?
The teacher says,"well just tell me how your coming up with your answer."
Johnny: Ok, your walking down the road with a gun in your pocket. U walk up to a wire that has 3 birds sitting on it, and shoot 1 down. The other 2 spook and fly away, and that leaves None!
The teacher explains," that wasn't the answer I was looking for, but I like the way u think!"
Johnny says to the teacher, "Now I have a question for you."
Hesitantly, the teacher agrees to answer Johnnys' question.
Johnny: there are 3 women in bikinis laying on the beach. They all 3 have a Popsicle. 1 is eating hers, 1 is licking hers, and the other is sucking hers. Which woman is married?
The teacher was Leary of answering his question, but giving him the benefit of the doubt she puts her best thoughts into it. Finally, she answers Johnny.
Teacher: well I'm gonna have to go with the one that was sucking the Popsicle.
Johnny: nope, it was the one with the Ring on her Finger.....
But I like the way YOU think.