Better !!!! Invite Pooty Poot to COME HERE ! For a Giant Lizard Hunt !!
He'd come ! They just got a record Giant Monster Lizard over 11' in Mississippi : Maybe a record ! It's a Dinosaur! Weight is pushing 1000 Lb's ????
Take him on a Wild Alligator Hunt with Chuck Norris on a Bad Death Defying Air Boat : Right too the edge
See if they can Jump one
Bare Handed - They could do it
Have a great time with the Crazy Cajun's - Get drunk as fool's on Shine - bang drum's / dance around a fire-
Eat Chicken ": Maybe visit a Cat Fish Farm ???
Meet the Turtle man !
Pooty will buy some Air boats
: Stop the Foolishness and go home with a couple of GEn - u - ine:
- Giant Lizard Gator Boot's, a couple of belt's and maybe Chuck will give him one of them BIG Auzzie Out Back Gator Skinning Knives.
And One HEck of a Shine Headache
Potus can do the dishes