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A guy in a nice sedan is driving down the
highway on a sunny afternoon, when a chicken
speeds up along side his shiny powerful automobile.
He punches it and hits 85, looks out the left window
and the chicken is right there! Amazed, he floors it
and hits 125 miles per hour and low and behold, the
chicken is keeping up!
This goes on for quite a few miles when all of a
sudden the chicken takes an immediate left and down
a dirt road. The guy brakes hard, squeals to a stop
backs her a way and follows the chicken to a farm.
Farmer comes out at the dust in the drive. "Can I
help you bud?" He says.
"Did you see that chicken?"
"Yes, it's mine. Why do you ask?"
"That bird was flying down the highway at 125
and I need to know why!"
Farmer said, "It's a three legged chicken, and I
"What for?" Said the driver.
"Well, It's just me and the kid and my wife now.
And we all love chicken legs. So this solves our
The Driver asks, "That's Great! So How do they taste?"
In reply, the farmer says, "I don't rightly know
We haven't been able to catch one yet..."
I love gravity, it always keeps my feet planted when I fly!