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On the late night talk show circuit lately, President Barack Obama has been on the receiving end of a barrage of jokes from “The Tonight Show” host Jay Leno, who has spent the past week opening his nightly monologue with a series of jokes at the White House’s expense.

May 16:
In reaction to news of a prostitution ring being run out of a retirement home. “Boy, that Obamacare is amazing! It just provides everything!”

On a new IRS commissioner: “They’re called ‘acting commissioner’ because you have to act like the scandal doesn’t involve the White House.”

On comparisons to Nixon: “At least he’s not being compared to President Carter.”

On the Miami Heat beating Obama’s beloved Chicago Bulls: “You now what that means? LeBron James is going to get audited by the IRS.”

May 17:
“It’s casual Friday, which means that at the White House, they’re casually going through everybody’s phone calls and records.”

On Obama’s dismissal of the IRS commissioner: “Apparently he was fired for acting like Richard Nixon’s IRS commissioner.”

“Love him or hate him, you have to admit that President Obama is a new kind of Democrat. He’s embroiled in three scandals and not one of them involves sex!”

“This morning he called Mitt Romney and said, ‘Look, if you still want the job …’

“Fox News has changed its slogan from ‘Fair and Balanced’ to ‘See, I told you so!’”

May 20:
“These White House scandals are not going away anytime soon. … People in Kenya are now saying he’s 100 percent American. That’s how bad it’s gotten.”

On Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) saying the Obama administration operates in a culture of intimidation. “Really? Anyone intimidated by Barack Obama? He can’t even keep Joe Biden in line.”

May 21:
On Obama’s commencement address: “He told the young graduates their future is bright unless, of course, they want jobs. Then they’re totally screwed.”

On Michelle Obama’s commencement address: “The first lady said about her husband, ‘I could take up a whole afternoon talking about his failures.’ And today she was offered her own show on Fox News.”

On a Chicago man who set a record for riding a ferris wheel: “The only way to go around and around the circle that many times is to read the official report on Benghazi.”

On Obama saying he learned of scandals from the media: “That’s why the president holds press conferences. Not to explain what’s going on, it’s to find out what’s going on.”

May 22:
On Obama saying he didn’t know about the IRS scandal: “He was too busy not knowing anything about Benghazi to not know anything about” the IRS.

On White House claims of ignorance on other scandals: “They took ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’ out of the Pentagon and moved it into the White House.”

Leno’s late-night monologues this week have caught the attention of conservatives from Glenn Reynolds to, not typically positive about the entertainment industry’s politics.

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05-29-2013 01:26 PM  5 years agoPost 3
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