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12-25-2015 03:26 PM  36 months agoPost 6821
Dennis (RIP)

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Liberty once lost, is lost forever.

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12-25-2015 03:27 PM  36 months agoPost 6822
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I think about the hereafter. I go somewhere to get something, then wonder what I'm here after ?

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12-28-2015 01:12 AM  36 months agoPost 6823
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engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, “Ah, you’re an engineer — you’re in the wrong place.”

So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After awhile, they’ve got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One day, God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, “So, how’s it going down there in hell?”

Satan replies, “Hey, things are going great. We’ve got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there’s no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next.”

God replies, “What??? You’ve got an engineer? That’s a mistake — he should never have gotten down there; send him up here.”

Satan says, “No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I’m keeping him.”

God says, “Send him back up here or I’ll sue.”

Satan laughs uproariously and answers, “Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?”

I think about the hereafter. I go somewhere to get something, then wonder what I'm here after ?

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12-28-2015 08:15 AM  36 months agoPost 6824
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Trump for the win, win, win

90% of life is "showing up"

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12-28-2015 12:28 PM  36 months agoPost 6825
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I see no downside to any of those!
Except for poor Canada of course!

Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about!

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12-28-2015 02:04 PM  36 months agoPost 6826
RMSLINKERS

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Rosie would fit right in up there.

If it isn't beating the air up it isn't flying

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12-28-2015 06:54 PM  36 months agoPost 6827
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I think about the hereafter. I go somewhere to get something, then wonder what I'm here after ?

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12-29-2015 01:28 AM  36 months agoPost 6828
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I think about the hereafter. I go somewhere to get something, then wonder what I'm here after ?

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12-29-2015 02:19 AM  36 months agoPost 6829
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90% of life is "showing up"

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12-30-2015 04:37 AM  36 months agoPost 6830
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90% of life is "showing up"

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12-31-2015 05:50 PM  36 months agoPost 6831
RMSLINKERS

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Just the way it now is in the good old USA

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01-01-2016 03:22 AM  36 months agoPost 6832
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90% of life is "showing up"

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01-01-2016 06:52 PM  36 months agoPost 6833
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And I thought Chicago was going to pull through and have 500 victims. Looks like they were one short, or they just haven't found the body yet.

I give up on Loctite, nothing lasts long enough to vibrate loose anymore.

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01-03-2016 04:03 PM  36 months agoPost 6834
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I think about the hereafter. I go somewhere to get something, then wonder what I'm here after ?

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01-08-2016 02:55 PM  35 months agoPost 6835
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Donald Trump and Marco Rubio are sitting in a bar.

A guy walks in and asks the barman, 'Isn't that Trump and Rubio sitting over there?'

The bartender says, 'Yep, that's them.'

So the guy walks over and says, 'Wow, this is a real honor!

What are you guys doing in here?'

Trump says, 'We're planning WW III.'

The guy says, 'Really? What's going to happen?'

Trump says, 'Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big ****.'

The guy exclaimed, 'A blonde with big ****?

Why kill a blonde with big ****?'

Trump turns to Rubio and says, 'See, I told you, no one gives a **** about 140 million Muslims.’

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01-09-2016 05:38 PM  35 months agoPost 6836
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Every bottle of Viagra should come with a pic of Moochie... "Open only in the event of your erection lasting longer than 4 hours"....

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01-12-2016 10:11 PM  35 months agoPost 6837
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FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO THINK IT CAN’T BE DONE.

Here is number eight US Code 1182, inadmissible aliens. This law was written in 1952. It was passed by a Democrat-controlled Congress, House and Senate, and signed by a Democrat president.

"Suspension of entry or imposition of restrictions by president. Whenever the president finds that the entry of any aliens or of any class of aliens into the United States would be detrimental to the interests of the United States, the president may, by proclamation, and for such period as he shall deem necessary, suspend the entry of all aliens or any class of aliens as immigrants or non-immigrants or impose on the entry of aliens any restrictions he may deem to be appropriate."

All of the pundits that are claiming that what Trump said is dumb, stupid, reckless, dangerous, and/or unconstitutional, need to educate themselves. It is already the law of the land.

And it was utilized by Jimmy Carter, no less, in 1979 to keep Iranians out of the United States, but he actually did more. He made all Iranian students already here check in, and then he deported a bunch. Seven thousand were found in violation of their visas, 15,000 Iranians were forced to leave the United States, 1979.

You probably won’t hear of this from our mainstream media, nor from our "Narcissist-in-Chief" ...............but those are the facts.

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01-14-2016 02:13 PM  35 months agoPost 6838
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I think about the hereafter. I go somewhere to get something, then wonder what I'm here after ?

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01-14-2016 02:17 PM  35 months agoPost 6839
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"Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian."----- Henry Ford

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01-15-2016 09:43 PM  35 months agoPost 6840
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Not an endorsement, but the Best explanation I've heard.......

An interesting analogy
You've been on vacation for two weeks, you come home, and your basement is
infested with raccoons. Hundreds of rabid, messy, mean raccoons have
overtaken your basement. You want them gone immediately so you hire a guy. A
pro. You don't care if the guy smells, you need those raccoons gone pronto
and he's the guy to do it! You don't care if the guy swears, you don't care
if he's an alcoholic, you don't care how many times he's been married, you
don't care if he voted for Obama, you don't care if he has plumber's
crack...you simply want those raccoons gone! You want your problem fixed!
He's the guy. He's the best. Period.

That's why Trump. Yes he's a bit of an ass, yes he's an egomaniac, but you
don't care. The country is a mess because politicians suck, the Republican
Party is two-faced & gutless, illegal's are everywhere. You want it all
fixed! You don't care that Trump is crude, you don't care that he insults
people, you don't care that he had been friendly with Hillary, you don't
care that he has changed positions, you don't care that he's been married 3
times, you don't care that he fights with Megyn Kelly and Rosie O'Donnell,
you don't care that he doesn't know the name of some Muslin
terrorist,...this country is weak, bankrupt, our enemies are making fun of
us, we are being invaded by illegal's, we are becoming a nation of victims
where every Tom, Ricardo and Hamid is a special group with special rights to
a point where we don’t even recognize the country we were born and raised
in; “AND WE JUST WANT IT FIXED” and Trump is the only guy who seems to
understand what the people want. You're sick of politicians, sick of the
Democratic Party, Republican Party, and sick of illegal's. You just want
this thing fixed. Trump may not be a saint, but doesn’t have lobbyist money
holding him, he doesn’t have political correctness restraining him, all you
know is that he has been very successful, a good negotiator, he has built a
lot of things, and he's also not a politician, he's not a cowardly
politician. And he says he'll fix it.
You don't care if the guy has bad hair.

You just want them gone.
Out of your house.
Now.

THIS MAY BE WHY HE LEADS THE POLLS.

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