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02-20-2013 07:01 AM  5 years agoPost 1
Dennis (RIP)

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A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans.

Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different... again.

Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not an Obama fan."

The teacher asked, "Why aren't you a fan of Obama?"

Johnny said, "Because I'm a Republican."

The teacher asked him why he's a Republican.

Little Johnny answered, "Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican."

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, "If your mom were a moron and your dad were an idiot, what would that make you?"

With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, "That would make me an Obama fan.."

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02-20-2013 11:16 AM  5 years agoPost 2
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Last Tuesday President Obama got off the helicopter in front of
The White House - carrying a baby piglet under each arm.
The squared-away Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted and said:

"Nice pigs, sir." The President replied: "These are not pigs. These are
Authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State
Hillary Clinton, and I got one for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi."

The squared-away Marine again snapped to attention, salutes and said,
"Excellent trade, sir."

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02-20-2013 12:53 PM  5 years agoPost 3
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02-20-2013 02:31 PM  5 years agoPost 4
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DETROIT COUNCILWOMAN TO OBAMA: "WE SUPPORTED YOU, NOW SUPPORT US."

Here's the video:

http://www.myfoxdetroit.com/story/2...-now-support-us

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02-21-2013 03:20 PM  5 years agoPost 5
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both jokes straight to facebook. I'm gonna go poke the bear....

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