Morgan Hill, CA. USA
A Blonde's Year In ReviewJanuary - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels... Helllloooo!!! Bottles won't fit in printer!!!March - Got really excited! Finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months ... box said "2-4 years!"April - Trapped on escalator for hours ... power went out!!May - Tried to make Kool-Aid ... wrong instructions on packet ... 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!June - Tried to go water skiing ... Bummer ... couldn't find a lake with a slope.July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition ... learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm ... car swamped because soft-top was open.September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it??October - Hate M &M's .... they are so hard to peel.November - Burned turkey. Baked it for 4 1/2 days. Instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!December - Couldn't call 911 ..."duh" ... like there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!What a year!!