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12-04-2012 05:53 AM  5 years agoPost 1
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Johnstown, PA (GlossyNews) - Local and state police scoured the hills outside rural Johnstown, Pennsylvania, after reports of three animal rights activists going missing after attempting to protest the wearing of leather at a large motorcycle gang rally this weekend. Two others, previously reported missing, were discovered by fast food workers duct taped inside several fast food restaurant dumpsters, according to police officials.

"Something just went wrong,"said a still visibly shaken organizer of the protest. "Something just went horribly, horribly wrong."

The organizer said a group of concerned animal rights activist groups, "growing tired of throwing fake blood and shouting profanities at older women wearing leather or fur coats," decided to protest the annual motorcycle club event "in a hope to show them our outrage at their wanton use of leather in their clothing and motor bike seats." "In fact," said the organizer, "motorcycle gangs are one of the biggest abusers of wearing leather, and we decided it was high time that we let them know that we disagree with them using it...­ergo, they should stop."

According to witnesses, protesters arrived at the event in a vintage 1960's era Volkswagen van and began to pelt the gang members with balloons filled with red colored water, simulating blood, and shouting "you're murderers" to passers by. This, evidently, is when the brouhaha began.

"They peed on me!!!" charged one activist. "They grabbed me, said I looked like I was French, started calling me 'La Trene', and duct taped me to a tree so they could pee on me all day!"

"I...­I was trying to show my outrage at a man with a heavy leather jacket, and he...­he didn't even care. I called him a murderer, and all he said was, 'You can't prove that.' Next thing I know he forced me to ride on the back of his motorcycle all day, and would not let me off, because his girl friend was out of town and I was almost a woman."

Still others claimed they were forced to eat hamburgers and hot dogs under duress. Those who resisted were allegedly held down while several bikers "farted on their heads."

Police officials declined comments on any leads or arrests due to the ongoing nature of the investigation, however, organizers for the motorcycle club rally expressed "surprise" at the allegations.

"That's preposterous," said one high-ranking member of the biker organizing committee. "We were having a party, and these people showed up and were very rude to us. They threw things at us, called us names, and tried to ruin the entire event. So, what did we do? We invited them to the party! What could be more friendly than that? You know, just because we are all members of motorcycle clubs does not mean we do not care about inclusiveness. Personally, I think it shows a lack of character for them to be saying such nasty things about us after we bent over backwards to make them feel welcome."

When confronted with the allegations of force-feeding the activists meat, using them as ad hoc latrines, leaving them incapacitated in fast food restaurant dumpsters, and "farting on their heads," the organizer declined to comment in detail." "That's just our secret handshake," assured the organizer.

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12-04-2012 06:18 AM  5 years agoPost 2
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I think that is awesome. About time those ****ers got a taste of their own medicine and screwed with the wrong people.

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12-04-2012 07:07 AM  5 years agoPost 3
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I think that story took place some time ago.

But, it's still refreshing.

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12-04-2012 07:08 AM  5 years agoPost 4
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To bad its not true

Glossy News is just like The Onion, funny stories that are just that . . . . stories

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12-04-2012 07:43 AM  5 years agoPost 5
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Rudy
To bad its not true
Glossy News is just like The Onion, funny stories that are just that . . . . stories
I beg to disagree...I checked with the "Nigerian Board of Facts and Barber College" before I posted this.

A man by the name of Mr. Charles Lyon emailed me verifying this very story...plus as a lucky coincidence, he informed me I would be getting $167,000,000 due to business transaction that I could help him with. I guess I get the last laugh.

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12-04-2012 08:21 AM  5 years agoPost 6
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It is too good to be real, but either way, it made me laugh!

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12-04-2012 08:22 AM  5 years agoPost 7
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imagine if they tried that at the ircha bbq stand. They wouldnt come out alive. im looking forward to a smoked brisket potato next year.

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12-04-2012 12:38 PM  5 years agoPost 8
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I heard this reported on MSNBC! They were so outraged that they are pushing for a health care bill for all animals, to be paid for with a fifteen hundred dollar a year tax on every person legally living in the USA.

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12-04-2012 06:43 PM  5 years agoPost 9
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Will that cover illegal animals as well???

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12-05-2012 03:04 AM  5 years agoPost 10
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12-05-2012 03:17 AM  5 years agoPost 11
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Will that cover illegal animals as well???
Depends on how many they can get to vote.

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