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09-01-2012 04:12 PM  5 years agoPost 1
Dennis (RIP)



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Democratic Convention Schedule

Just in case any of you want to stop in and see what Blue Folks are up to these days...Just got a copy of the schedule for their Convention in Charlotte.

Sounds like it will be a wonderful celebration ceremony and everyone will have a good time.

2012 Democratic Convention Schedule - Charlotte, NC

4:00 PM - Opening Flag Burning Ceremony - sponsored by CNN

4:05 PM - Singing of "God Damn America" led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright

4:10 PM - Pledge of Allegiance to Obama - led by Whoopie Goldberg

4:15 PM - Tribute to George Soros for his help in creating and financing the Democratic Platform - Nancy Pelosi

4:30 PM - Reading of the Democratic Platform - Nancy Pelosi XXXX
Canceled. Will be passed without reading.

4:30 PM - Tribute to the Occupy Wall Street movement for all that they have accomplished to unify the country, improve employment, and boost the economy. - Harry Reid

4:45 PM - Jobs seminar "How to have a successful career without having a job." - Al Sharpton / Jesse Jackson

5:00 PM - Travel Seminar; "Great Vacations I've Taken on the Taxpayer's Dime" - Michelle Obama.

5:30 PM - "Family Values" Seminar - Eliot Spitzer (via Satellite)

5:35 PM - Real Estate Bargains Seminar - Tony Rezko

6:00 PM - Home Mortgage Seminar - Barney Frank

6:10 PM - Pledge of Allegiance to Obama - led by George Clooney

6:15 PM - Airing of Grievances by the Clintons

6:30 pm - Kinder, Gentler Bombing Techniques - Bill Ayers

6:45 PM - Paying Your Fair Share - Timothy Geitner

7:00 PM - Free Gov. Blagovich rally

7:15 PM - Tribute Film to Brave Freedom Fighters incarcerated at GITMO - Michael Moore

7:30 PM - Dramatized film re-enactment of Obama's single handed capture of Osama Bin Laden - Michael Moore

7:45 PM - Personal Finance Seminar - Charlie Rangle

7:50 PM - Commitment to US border security - Atty Gen Holder

8:10 PM - Pledge of Allegiance to Obama - led by David Letterman

8:15 PM - Media Seminar "Bias in Media - How we can make it work for you" - sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, the Washington Post and the New York Times

9:00 PM - Denunciation of Bitter Gun Owners and Bible readers - Dem Natl Cmte Chair Debbie Wasserman Schultz.

9:15 PM - Energy Plan Symposium / Tire Gauge Demonstration / Profiting with Green Investments - Al Gore

10:00 PM - Ceremonial Waving of White Flag for IRAQ , & Afghanistan

10:10 PM - Pledge of Allegiance to Obama - led by Barbra Streisand

10:15 PM - Obama Accepts Oscar, Tony and Latin Grammy Awards.

10:20 PM - Obama accepts Congressional Medal of Honor for Bin Laden capture

10:25 PM - Obama accepts Greenpeace Hero Medal for instant cleanup of Gulf oil spill, and blocking of Keystone Pipeline

10:30 PM - Official Nomination of Obama by Bill Maher and Chris "He sends a thrill up my leg" Matthews

10:45 PM - *** Break for installation of additional teleprompters ***

11:00 PM - Obama Accepts Nomination as Lord and Savior

11:45 PM - Feeding of the Delegates with 5 Loaves and 2 Fish - Obama Presiding

12:00 AM - Celestial Choirs Sing (Food stamps distributed to all
delegates as they leave.)

1:00 AM - Convention Hall cleared and cleaned
3:00 AM - Biden Delivers Acceptance Speech

Liberty once lost, is lost forever.

09-01-2012 04:52 PM  5 years agoPost 2
baby uh1


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Sounds about right!
Don't forget the death panel selection lottery and the presenting of the keys to everyone's 401K to Obama by the Senate.

Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about!

09-01-2012 05:02 PM  5 years agoPost 3
Dennis (RIP)



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I forgot to mention the Bush Blaming committee chairman says that part of the schedule is to be announced.

That will take up a large part of the convention, of course.

Liberty once lost, is lost forever.

09-01-2012 05:12 PM  5 years agoPost 4

rrElite Veteran

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Where's the :
JUMA Initiation Procedure to the Change in the AMERICAN CULTURE?

Or is that the Finally ??


09-01-2012 05:40 PM  5 years agoPost 5



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Want to make a bet on how many times they will blame Bush for there idiotic failures? To them it is always the other persons fault not of there own making.

Got to have my cup of heli in the morning.

09-01-2012 06:05 PM  5 years agoPost 6


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Very creative.

Got about halfway down then realized it was just a joke.

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