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06-01-2012 02:30 PM  6 years agoPost 1
fla heli boy

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> A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed.
> They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and
> would just walk home.
> On the way home he stopped at the hardware Store and bought a
> bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store and
> picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling
> outside the store he now had a problem - how to carry his entire
> purchases home..
> While he was scratching his head he was approached by a little old
> lady who told him she was lost. She asked, 'Can you tell me how to
> get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane ?' The farmer said, 'Well, as a matter
> of fact, my farm is very close to that house I would walk you there
> but I can't carry this lot.' The old lady suggested, 'Why don't you
> put the can of paint in the bucket. Carry the bucket in one hand, put
> a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?' 'Why
> thank you very much,' he said and proceeded to walk the old girl home.
> On the way he says 'Let's take my short cut and go down this alley.
> We'll be there in no time.' The little old lady looked him over
> cautiously then said, 'I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me.. How
> do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against
> the wall, pull up my skirt, and have your way with me?' The farmer
> said, 'Holy smokes lady! I'm carrying a bucket, a gallon of paint, two
> chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up
> against the wall and do that?' The old lady replied, 'Set the goose
> down, cover him with the bucket, put the paint on top of the
> bucket, and I'll hold the chickens

06-01-2012 04:17 PM  6 years agoPost 2


South Portsmouth, Ky

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Awesome! Lol

06-02-2012 01:43 PM  6 years agoPost 3

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North East of the USA

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thats great !


07-22-2012 11:47 PM  6 years agoPost 4


Troy, Ohio

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Great stuff!!

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