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06-01-2012 11:53 AM  6 years agoPost 81
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OK - I'm GOING IN!!!!!
Well if all this is so funny shouldn't this post be in the off topics & jokes section..
since it's a joke and all

Since I'm the OP, I'll tackle this first. I posted itt here because I realize the joke is not PC. I HATE PC. I posted it here because I thought it was funny, PC or not. Putting it in the joke sections is inappropriate in my eyes. In this section we are used to differing views and opinions and the associated sabre rattling that goes with it (obviously, look at this thread).
Some of your jokes were funny CB. Not PC, but still funny. They're jokes. And like all jokes, some think a joke is funny, others do not. If people get offended by a joke, I say they need to grow thicker skin.
I have a question for you CB. Do you know what TEA party stands for..literally??? If you do, then you would relize that REAL Tea party people could care less about what you put in your mouth. Frankly, we really don't care. I know I don't. Esco failed to come up with the correct answer, so I'll give you the next shot. TEA...what's it stand for????

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06-01-2012 01:40 PM  6 years agoPost 82
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Why are Jewish noses so big?
A: Because air is free!

Feel I had to come in with a joke since I haven't posted one yet.

When u don't feel like soaring through the air with a plane, beat it into submission w/ a heli!

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06-01-2012 01:44 PM  6 years agoPost 83
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[quote]By the way.....my life is great! I have a great job that pays for my expensive toys that I get so much enjoyment out of.[quote]

The people who usually have to prove to others that their life is great and everything is going well typically aren't as happy. Why would you have to tell us your life is great? We really don't want to hear about you and your "intercourse" in all honesty. I believe there are some falsehoods here!

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06-01-2012 01:48 PM  6 years agoPost 84
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Why does this matter in the discussion at hand? Give me one good reason why this question has any bearing on this particular discussion and I will divulge my whole personal life to you.......However if you come up with the same predisposed drivel......Then I guess it will be for me to know and for you to find out.........

CB
I think he is referring to the fact that you are embarrassed to be an Obama supporter, which I can understand why. I would be very embarrassed if I had voted for him or supported him as well.

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06-01-2012 01:56 PM  6 years agoPost 85
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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car????
A: Because she is a woman!

Why do men cum quicker than women?
A: Who cares!!

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06-01-2012 04:58 PM  6 years agoPost 86
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I have a question for you CB. Do you know what TEA party stands for..literally??? If you do, then you would relize that REAL Tea party people could care less about what you put in your mouth. Frankly, we really don't care. I know I don't. Esco failed to come up with the correct answer, so I'll give you the next shot. TEA...what's it stand for????
I do know what TEA stands for....Taxed Enough Already
I understand what the original intent was and I support many of the ideals. The problem is that the movement has evolved into something that I cant support due to the involvement of the religious fanatics. Say what you want....but these folks are a big problem for your movement.

The problem I had with the original post was that it blanketly ( i know...not really a word but you get it) assumed that all of the "minorities" involved were some sort of gang-banging, decrepit forms of society who happened to also be "the brown people". Had the story included the white trash meth user who actually started the fire....I might have at least given it a chuckle.

I know people in here feel the need to vilify me as an Obama supporter as if that were some sort of badge of dishonor.....the truth is that I support some of the things he does....and I dont support others....plain and simple. I'm sure once I learn what Romneys "real" stances are (not the fake campaign ones)....there will be some that I support and some I definitely wont. I am exactly like 80% of America.....I am a true "Middle of the roader".

CB

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06-01-2012 04:58 PM  6 years agoPost 87
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It's the internet....what do you expect. Rule #1 in the forums, you don't have to reply, right?

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06-01-2012 05:38 PM  6 years agoPost 88
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I know people in here feel the need to vilify me as an Obama supporter as if that were some sort of badge of dishonor.....the truth is that I support some of the things he does....and I dont support others....plain and simple
Your first post shows yourself to just be a troll, not a person with a question about what,was stated in he begining. That simple statement above would have eliminated all he flack from the earlier postings. Strait honest talk is what most seek here but those who come as trolls screw up what should be good.

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06-02-2012 03:41 AM  6 years agoPost 89
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Funny vkgt would say that..this coming from a guy who loves to use the word " stalker" last I checked only chicks wearing dresses say that. Then again he is in Vegas...5 foot tall and 150 pounds..hmmmmmm...it all makes sense now

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06-02-2012 05:08 AM  6 years agoPost 90
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Teehee, Dean Gruwell, teehee

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06-02-2012 09:46 AM  6 years agoPost 91
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Had the story included the white trash meth user who actually started the fire....I might have at least given it a chuckle

OK - so re-write the joke, add a fifth story and have the meth heads be the cause of the fire, if that makes you feel better.

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06-02-2012 05:30 PM  6 years agoPost 92
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Here is a funny joke..a man and his shovel on a moon lite night in an Arizona desert..man digs a hole to plant a tree...errrr wait forgot the punch line..-wink-

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06-02-2012 07:02 PM  6 years agoPost 93
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my joke
here is mines.

3 man flying on a plane a yellow man a brown man, and a chinese,

the plane develop engine problem' so the pilot tell them they will have
to feel for there country and jump out.

So the chinese guy push his hand out and he feel some rice patty
he jump.

the brown guy push is hand out and he feel banana from the plantation so he jump

just as the plane was flying across mexico border into the usa
the yellow push his hand out and feel he shout this mexico
and pull his hand back in

and his watch was missing So he jump

I was waiting on some honey but there aren't no Queen bee,

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06-02-2012 10:13 PM  6 years agoPost 94
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you just trumped your own "most stupid post". Congrats.

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06-02-2012 10:15 PM  6 years agoPost 95
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her is mines.

3 man flying on a plane a yellow man a brown man, and a chinese,

the plane develop engine problem' so the pilot tell them they will have
to feel for there country and jump out.

So the chinese guy push his hand out and he feel some rice patty
he jump.

the brown guy push is hand out and he feel banana from the plantation so he jump

just as the plane was flying across mexico border into the usa
the yellow push his hand out and feel he shout this mexico
and pull his hand back in

and his watch was missing So he jump
What?

Liberty once lost, is lost forever.

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06-02-2012 10:43 PM  6 years agoPost 96
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That's why it call a joke fool.

I was waiting on some honey but there aren't no Queen bee,

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06-02-2012 10:52 PM  6 years agoPost 97
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Whats funny is.. every one here that uses propper english, propper spelling, propper punctuation, are the ones he calls fools!

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06-02-2012 11:01 PM  6 years agoPost 98
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Oh lordy here come another ducimina!!!! i can tell it's story time.

I was waiting on some honey but there aren't no Queen bee,

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06-02-2012 11:31 PM  6 years agoPost 99
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Lets re-write your joke with propper wording and punctuation:

"Here is mine" (her is mines)
"3 men (3 man)flying on a plane, one yello man , one brown man, and one one chinese man.
The plane developed (develop) engine problems (problem), so the pilot told (tell) them they would (will) have to feel for their (there) country and jump out.

So the chinese guy pushed (push) his hand out and felt (feel) for some rice patties (patty)then jumped..

..the brown guy pushed (push) is hand out and felt for bananas (he feel banana) from the plantation , then jumped (so he jump)...

..just as the plane was flying across mexico border into the US (usa),
the yellow man pushed(push) his hand out to feel, he then shouted "this is mexico!" (the yellow push his hand out and feel he shout this mexico) and pulled (pull) his hand back in.. his watch was missing so he jumped! (and his watch was missing So he jump)

Even with corrections, it does'nt make sense.

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06-02-2012 11:51 PM  6 years agoPost 100
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ESCO, just out of curiousity, why would the white guy jump when his watch was missing???

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