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03-10-2012 02:46 PM  6 years agoPost 1
Dennis (RIP)

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Work or Pleasure?

A U.S. Marine Colonel was about to start the morning briefing to his Staff. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish brewing, the colonel decided to pose a question to all assembled.

He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep.

He posed the question of just how much of sex was "work" and how much of it was "pleasure?"

A Major chimed in with 75-25% in favor of work.

A Captain said it was 50-50%.

A lieutenant responded with 25-75% in favor of pleasure.

There being no consensus, the colonel turned to the PFC who was in charge of making the coffee and asked for HIS opinion?

Without any hesitation, the young PFC responded, "Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure."

The colonel was surprised and asked why?

"Well, sir, replied the PFC, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing it for them."

The room fell silent.

God Bless the enlisted man.

Liberty once lost, is lost forever.

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03-10-2012 05:29 PM  6 years agoPost 2
westwindpilot

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so far in the year 2012 that is the best joke i have heard. thank you dennis, we can always count on you for a good laugh

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03-10-2012 09:49 PM  6 years agoPost 3
Gearhead

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""we can always count on you for a good laugh""

heehee heeheee that's funnier than the joke LOL

Jim
Buzz Buzz Buzz

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03-10-2012 10:17 PM  6 years agoPost 4
Dennis (RIP)

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Liberty once lost, is lost forever.

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