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A little boy walked into his local brothel one day, carrying an old shoe box with holes all over the lid, and rang the bell for service.
Quickly a older woman came out and saw the little boy standing there with his box and with a surprised look in her eye says "Can I help you?"
The boy without missing a beat said "Yes, I would like to buy an hour with the dirtiest diseased woman you have please."
The lady could not believe what she was hearing, but rather then be mean and tell him to leave she decided to humor him and ask him why.
Once asked why, the little boy just looked frustrated and said again "Are you going to sell me an hour with the dirtiest diseased woman you have or not?"
Hearing this made the woman again ask "I will, but not until you tell me why in the world you would want a dirty diseased woman in the first place, and what your doing in a place like this at your age, and whats in that box?"
The boy sighed, looked at the woman and opened up the box to display a frog that had obviously suffered a traumatic injury causing death. Then the boy said to the lady "Well, I need to sleep with a dirty diseased woman to catch a STD"
"Why would you want a STD" asked the lady. The boy replied "Cause if I can get a STD I can go home, and sleep with my sister to give it to her, she will later sleep with my dad and give it to him, my dad will sleep with my mom and she will get it, and finally my mom will sleep with our mailman and give it to him. And he is the dirty SOB that killed my frog"
Helicopter flight: A bunch of spare parts flying in close formation.