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01-24-2012 03:01 AM  6 years agoPost 1
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RECALL NOTICE:

The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart.

This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the the same defect being reproduced in all subsequent units.

This defect has been identified as "Sub sequential Internal Non-morality," more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed. Some of the symptoms include:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion
7. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9. Rebellion
The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service, free of charge, to correct this defect.

The Repair Technician, JESUS, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required.
The number to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R.
Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure.

Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component. No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:
1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self control.
Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (BEST Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.

WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list, and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded. For free emergency service, call on Jesus. DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility. Thank you for your attention! - GOD
P.S. Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice, and you may contact the Father any time by 'Knee mail'!

I love gravity, it always keeps my feet planted when I fly!

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01-24-2012 09:46 AM  6 years agoPost 2
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hmmmmmmm . . . the moron's at it again . . .
there's a problem with this recall notice. A really big one.

the problem is that it was not issued by "God" or whatever you want to call him. It was issued by you, or someone who thought up the idea. It does not come from "God", and you have no way of showing that it does.

therefore it's nothing but an exercise in egotism.
1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self control.
you know total, utter f@£@ all about the human condition. I know very little too, to be honest, because it's very complex.

on the one hand we all have a striving for peace, love, respect etc. . . but on the other the process that got us here is brutal, disturbing, aggressive in the extreme. those of you who are mature will know what I speak of, those of you who aren't, won't. also the underlying forces how society operates and what motivates political and social matters are disturbing and brutal too if you were to look at it dispassionately.

in short, for saying above, you are just a hypocrite. And what's more you've used something/entity's name who is not around to speak for him/itself.

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01-24-2012 11:44 AM  6 years agoPost 3
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Thanks for the notice helicopter! there are a few units that show extreme fits of ignorance and selfishness. Please use caution when dealing with these defective units but remember that repair tech is always available toll free 24/7

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01-24-2012 12:02 PM  6 years agoPost 4
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Thank you Thomas. And remember, if the unit rejects
the free repair, regeneration and the gift of eternal life,
that unit will have to be thrown in the big furnace.

Personally, I know not why a unit would refuse the repair,
except for the egotism and selfish rebellion it manifests
prior to being updated with the New-Life Software!

And with the option available at no personal cost, why would
the unit in question say there is no God yet MAKE oneself
god in stating it already KNOWS IT ALL?

It is either poor education as is the case in Auburn California,
but in England it must be a simple case of pure rebellion.

Every UNIT will must one day stand before the Maker, and the
question which will so need to be answered is the one where
the Maker asks, "What did you do with my gift of Life I offered
to YOU for free, but cost ME the Blood of my precious Son?"

If the UNIT keeps saying 'screw U' the furnace is the only
option available to the Maker.

Yet for we who have received the repair of the heart already
while in this life, our answer will be easy! Because the MAKER
has ALREADY judged our hearts!

Bless the majesty of the Creativity of God and the Blood of the Lamb.


The evil force which began the rebellion so many years ago
STILL does NOT desire the Human Heart to Know about the
RECALL...

I love gravity, it always keeps my feet planted when I fly!

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01-24-2012 02:06 PM  6 years agoPost 5
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Thanks for the notice helicopter! there are a few units that show extreme fits of ignorance and selfishness. Please use caution when dealing with these defective units but remember that repair tech is always available toll free 24/7
oh look, there's Thomas making a nuisance of himself.
The evil force which began the rebellion so many years ago
STILL does NOT desire the Human Heart to Know about the
RECALL...
you know, eating cat food can seriously damage your health. don't say I didn't warn you.

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Great Post Thanks,
I already see some malfunctioning units. Their O.S has been contaminated by the Darwin/Dawkins Trojan Worm.

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01-24-2012 04:16 PM  6 years agoPost 7
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Great Post Thanks,
I already see some malfunctioning units. Their O.S has been contaminated by the Darwin/Dawkins Trojan Worm.
click.

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01-24-2012 11:04 PM  6 years agoPost 8
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Rc good catch.
Ever wonder why the Bible says, "Their worm will not die..."(?)

I love gravity, it always keeps my feet planted when I fly!

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01-24-2012 11:13 PM  6 years agoPost 9
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Q; Sy, does God KNOW everything right now?

A; Yes, He is Omniscient.

So, would HE know today, that during your little life
on earth whether or not you will turn TO Him?

A; Yes of course.

So, If He already Knows you will never turn, then He will
allow your natural life to take its natural course to death Right?

And in the end, you will get exactly what you desired. No God.

Your eternal Soul, when it awakes in eternity will have no
hope of Loving or Kissing God? Nope you're done, put a fork in.

Now, what if the parents of the little siam twins that JUGGS posted
are GOING to turn to God? Would God know they would turn?
Maybe the "GIFT" of a crippled baby was exactly what they
needed to 'TURN to God'? If so, would not the crippled baby
in the HANDS OF GOD, be a BLESSING to those parents?

The Answer is YES.

God moves in mysterious ways, His Wonders to behold!

Remember this:

God did not come here to die so that we might be healed.

He came to save us FROM Eternal DEATH....

I love gravity, it always keeps my feet planted when I fly!

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01-24-2012 11:32 PM  6 years agoPost 10
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Oy vey!

It still amazes me that grown adults believe all these nice fairy tails that we've been brain washed with all these centuries.

The most amazing fact is that you don't keep it to yourself and you try to proselytize more people into your believes. You don't see me coming to your house or computer to try to make you an Atheist, do you?

So do us a favor and keep it to yourself, will ya? Thank you very much.

Machete, don't text!

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01-25-2012 01:12 AM  6 years agoPost 11
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H:
While the Lord Jesus was here on the earth, HE told us
whom He has Granted THE TRUTH in life, and as HE PROVED
in His Resurrection, to go forth into all the world
and proclaim the GOSPEL, the Good News of the Grace
of God!

If, as an unbeliever, you don't like hearing it, don't
click ANY post with the name GOD in it!

Jesus also said, "You shall KNOW THE TRUTH, and the truth
shall make you free."

If you don't know that Christ ROSE from the grave,
then you don't know the Truth.

The resurrection is the Truth.

Jesus Christ is God, the Son.

You CAN receive His Gift of forgiveness of sins and be
given a NEW LIFE, if you will invite Him into your heart.

If you will not, you may not receive HIM and ALL He is.

This is FOREVER.

You guys that think you know it all, remind me of my heart
just before GOD called my name...

I love gravity, it always keeps my feet planted when I fly!

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01-25-2012 01:38 AM  6 years agoPost 12
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Great! I have to go into hiding again. You will never catch me. I have "WILL".
Will I do what I want? Yes
Will I care what people think? No
Will it be against what people try to impose on me? You Betcha!

Will I be there to watch? I am seeing it now.

Friends don't encourage friends to fly helis! It can cause part shortages.

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01-25-2012 01:49 AM  6 years agoPost 13
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Cool !

Just Remember :

tHEIR'S NO mOUNTAINS WITH OUT vALLIES

and

THE FINISH LINE

Can Be a Bitch !

Don't fight a lot of Battles - to end up discovering - you have been fighting the wrong war.

greyeagle

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01-25-2012 01:53 AM  6 years agoPost 14
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After all it is an Oasis!

Friends don't encourage friends to fly helis! It can cause part shortages.

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01-25-2012 02:44 AM  6 years agoPost 15
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I say we post hot chicks in here and turn this stupid thread around!@!!!!

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01-25-2012 02:46 AM  6 years agoPost 16
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THE FINISH LINE

Can Be a Bitch !
only for you grandpa

cause your almost there

life is for the living, you only get one life. YOU best be doing all you can for what family you have because its your last few years to make a influence in their lives.

Youll be dead soon, feeding worms. when the lights go out the show is over forever

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01-25-2012 03:09 AM  6 years agoPost 17
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Youll be dead soon, feeding worms. when the lights go out the show is over forever
I have to laugh every time I see one of these threads and comments generated. We will all figure out who is right in the end, better hope you are not one of the wrong ones, the consequences could be eternal.

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01-25-2012 03:32 AM  6 years agoPost 18
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The minority hold this view

almost 7 billion people on the planet and roughly 2 billion confused christians that cannot make up their mind on the same religion.

once you learn the history of yahweh you realize how ancient hebrews created their gods and compiled El with Yahweh around 600 BC

then a roman dictator decided just how divine jesus was 325 years after his death, and now without one word in ther gospel preaching it. christians made 3 deities in one, jesus, yahweh, ghost.

Take into account hebrews never looked at yahweh and the spirit as dualality or two deities, christians perverted that concept. jews are still ticked off today over the perversion of their god.

So as a christian you only worship 1/3 yahweh or god as you call him.

now yahweh started out as a deity for the shasu tribe near egypt, a few hundred years before hebrews even formed.

hebrews only go back to 1200 BC and were mainly Canaanites and Mesopotamian's and a minority were Egyptians but never were they a enslaved race. As the previous civilizations crumbled, the semetic speaking people migrated to Israel as stated in 1200 BC

this brand new culture worshipped all the gods previously worshipped in each of their original cultures. BY 1000 BC they narrowed belief down to a family of gods El the father, yahweh the son, Asherah and Baal were their primary deities

worship of these gods went back in forth as during war time more people followed Yahweh the warrior god, after the fall of the temple Hebrews started becoming strict monotheist to yahweh around 628 BC with some straggling polytheism that lingered on, but as a religion they were now monotheistic.

Ya ill take my chances knowing exactly how humans have created and defined the deity concept. It has evolved for 1400 years stopping around 400 BC

screw your BS sky daddy that has never existed and has never done a thing

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01-25-2012 03:54 AM  6 years agoPost 19
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Maybe you will wake up tomorrow

Maybe you won't -

Let's see what tomorrow brings ?

To a Christian // Death : Is A Delightful Thing

greyeagle

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01-25-2012 03:56 AM  6 years agoPost 20
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Prov 18:2
A fool takes no pleasure in understanding, but only in expressing his opinion.

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