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05-11-2011 11:29 PM  7 years agoPost 1
STR8HUCKIN

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lodi ca

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I come for visit, get treated regal,
So I stay, who care, illegal?
I cross border, poor and broke,
Take bus, see employment folk.

Nice man treat me good in there,
Say I need to see welfare.
Welfare say, "You come no more,
We send cash right to your door."

Welfare checks, they make you wealthy,
Medicaid, it keep you healthy!
By and by, got plenty money,
Thanks to you, American dummy.

Write to friends in motherland,
Tell them come, as fast as can.
They come in rags and Chebby trucks,
I buy big house with Welfare bucks.

They come here, we live together,
More welfare checks, it gets better!
Fourteen families moving in,
Neighbor's patience wearing thin.

Finally, white guy moves away,
I buy his house, and then I say,
"Find more aliens for house to rent."
And in the yard I put a tent.

Send for family (they just trash),
But they, too, draw Welfare cash!
Everything is mucho good,
Soon we own the neighborhood.

We have hobby--it's called breeding,
Welfare pay for baby feeding.
Kids need dentist? Wife need pills?
We get free! We got No bills!

Americans crazy! they pay all year,
To keep the welfare, running here.
We think America darn good place.
Too darn good for white man race.
If they no like us, they can go,
Got lots of room in Mexico.

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05-11-2011 11:40 PM  7 years agoPost 2
wrongler

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Brewerton, New York

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Sad, but too True.

Bill Whittaker

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05-11-2011 11:48 PM  7 years agoPost 3
Dennis (RIP)

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Oregon

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$1500.00 per baby, per month.

Do the math.

It's true.

That's more than I get in social security that I paid into for 50 years.

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05-12-2011 03:57 AM  7 years agoPost 4
baby uh1

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St. James, Mo.

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Sounds like you need a Mexican girlfriend, Dennis!

Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about!

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