A LETTER TO THE FISHERMEN'S HOTLINE
Hi Andy, I really need your advice on a serious problem.
I have suspected for some time that my wife is been cheating on me. The usual signs: If the phone rings, and I answer, the caller hangs up; she goes out with the girls a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep.
Anyway, last night, about midnight, I hid in the shed behind my fishing boat. When she came home, she got out of someone's car, buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.
It was at that moment, crouched behind my boat, that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard motor's mounting bracket. Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace it ?