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Funeral Expenses
Funeral Expenses

Obama goes on a State visit to Israel. While he is on a tour of
Jerusalem, he has a fatal heart attack. The undertaker tells the
US diplomats:

"You can have him shipped home for $1million or you can bury
him here in the Holy Land for $100".

The US diplomats go into a huddle and come back to the undertaker and tell him they still want Obama flown home.

The undertaker is puzzled and asks: "Why would you spend $1million to get him home when it would be wonderful to be buried here in this religious country and you would only spend $100?".

One diplomat replied: "

More than 2000 years ago a man died here, was buried here,
and just 3 days later he rose from the dead. We simply can't
take that risk".

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