RunRyder RC
WATCH
 1 page 448 views POST REPLY
Home🌌Off TopicsOff Topics News & Politics › Larry has the solution
10-11-2010 12:36 PM  8 years ago
Topic Vote0Post 1
hootowl

rrProfessor

Garnet Valley, Pa.

MyPosts All Forum Topic
Larry has the solution
From an email I received today.....

Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in Our Country lately: Illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida . . . .
Not me -- I concentrate on solutions for the problems -- it's a win-win situation.

* Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.
* Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levees.
* Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.

Any other problems you would like for me to solve today?

Think about this:

1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments

COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

THE CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq ...why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.

THE 10 COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this -- you cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians, it creates a hostile work environment.
Wolves don't lose sleep over the opinions of sheep
SHARE  PM  EMAIL  HOMEPAGE  GALLERY  Attn:RR  Quote
10-11-2010 11:22 PM  8 years ago
Jbull

rrNovice

St. Cloud, Florida - USA

MyPosts All Forum Topic
The moat is already there, it is called the Rio Grand. Dam it up and also put piranha in it too. You know crocodile are more aggressive! Maybe your Prez would go down for a swim!
SHARE  PM  EMAIL  Attn:RR  Quote
10-12-2010 12:06 AM  8 years ago
GyroFreak

rrProfessor

Orlando Florida ...28N 81W

MyPosts All Forum Topic
But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
Cows are not potential voters for the left wingers. Thats why the current admin doesn't want them found.
I think about the hereafter. I go somewhere to get something, then wonder what I'm here after ?
SHARE  PM  EMAIL  GALLERY  Attn:RR  Quote
10-12-2010 04:09 AM  8 years ago
drdot

rrElite Veteran

So. California, Orange County.

MyPosts All Forum Topic
fwiw...

What does it say about our politicians in general.....They pander to people who can't vote...Or can they...?

Carly Fiorina made a total horses' ass of herself at a recent Hispandering festival....But she's not Boxer, so I'll still vote for her....OUCH!
SHARE  PM  EMAIL  GALLERY  Attn:RR  Quote
WATCH
 1 page 448 views POST REPLY
Home🌌Off TopicsOff Topics News & Politics › Larry has the solution
 Print TOPIC  Make Suggestion 

 2  Topic Subscribe

Wednesday, July 17 - 2:31 pm - Copyright © 2000-2019 RunRyder   EMAILEnable Cookies

Login Here
 New Subscriptions 
 Buddies Online