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03-29-2010 06:23 AM  10 years ago
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Ted Toth

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DON'T MESS WITH OLD FOLKS
An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared

offices with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled

with patients. As he approached the receptionist's desk, he noticed

that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a

Sumo wrestler. He gave her his name.

In a very loud voice, the receptionist said, "YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME

HERE; YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?"

All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to

look at the very embarrassed man. He recovered quickly, and in an

equally loud voice replied, 'NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX

CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID

YOURS.'

The room erupted in applause!

DON'T MESS WITH OLD FOLKS

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You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.
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03-29-2010 01:49 PM  10 years ago
vanmantony

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nice one Ted
reminds me of a visit to a local pub where the woman behind the bar was very similar to you receptionist

could have been her sister in fact

anyhow she was very rude and after ignoring my attempts to order a beer
I said "your sister says your hard to get along with and I tend to agree with her".

She spun round and shouted "you don't know my sister"

I replied "yes I do"

she snapped back "whats her name then?"

I said "cinderella"

I never did get that cold one
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03-30-2010 04:50 AM  10 years ago
vinver

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Aren't you lucky!
Last weekend a customer at our pharmacy dropped off a prescription and asked how long it would take, the tech told them we were very busy and it could take an hour.
Half hour or so later the customer came back, asking if it was ready. Of course it wasn't, and the custome became quite irate, spouting off that she had gone to lunch and we still weren't done!
Without batting an eyelash, the tech replied "Aren't you lucky, you got to have lunch, we've been so busy filling prescriptions we haven't had a break in over 3 hours! It will be another half hour before yours is ready! . The customer quietly sat down with the other waiting customers and never said a peep.
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03-30-2010 11:37 AM  10 years ago
kurtk

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One summer day with a triple-digit heat index, my cousin's '64 Ford Farilane (no air conditioning) died just as a stop light turned green. The guy behind us, in his shiny new BMW, started blowing the horn as we were frantically trying to get the Fairlane restarted. My cousin calmly got out of the car, walked back and said, "I'll tell you what: how about I sit in your air-conditioned car and honk the horn while you go up there and see if you can get the damn thing started."... The look on his face: priceless. Of course, he didn't help us push the car out of the road, but he did stop blowing the horn
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