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03-11-2010 06:05 PM  8 years agoPost 1
Ted Toth

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A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You Can Be

THE Man of Your House."

He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on,

you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law.

You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm done eating

my meal, you will serve me a scrumptious dessert.. After dinner, you

are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex

that I want!

Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will

wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will

massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress

me and comb my hair?"

The wife replied,the funeral director would be my first guess."

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You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.

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