A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You Can Be
THE Man of Your House."
He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on,
you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law.
You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm done eating
my meal, you will serve me a scrumptious dessert.. After dinner, you
are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex
that I want!
Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will
wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will
massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress
me and comb my hair?"
The wife replied,the funeral director would be my first guess."
You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.