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02-25-2010 03:03 AM  10 years ago
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Thomas L Erb

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Post office job
Subject: POST OFFICE JOB

A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.

The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"

He replies, "Yes, caffeine."

"Have you ever been in the military service?"

"Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for two years."

The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward
employment."

Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"

The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both of my
testicles...

The interviewer grimaces and then says, "O.K. You've got enough
points
for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 A.M. to
4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 - and plan on starting at
10:00 A.M. every day."

The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 A.M. to
4:00 P.M., why don't you want me here until 10:00 A.M.?"

"This is a government job," the interviewer says, "For the first two
hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls.
No point in you coming in for that."
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02-25-2010 03:03 PM  10 years ago
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03-10-2010 08:48 AM  10 years ago
JRjoe

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hmmmm....
JRjoe.....
Indoor plumbing??? No, we don't need that!!!
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