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02-07-2010 01:40 PM  8 years agoPost 1
CoronaL

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Sitting together on a train was Obama, George Bush Jr., a little old lady, and a young blonde girl with large breasts.

The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap.

When the train emerges from the tunnel, Obama has a bright red hand print on his cheek.

No one speaks.

The old lady thinks:
Obama must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped him.

The blonde girl thinks:
Obama must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped him.

Obama thinks:
Bush must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.

George Bush thinks:
I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack Obama again.

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02-07-2010 07:29 PM  8 years agoPost 2
ttsingram

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02-08-2010 12:59 AM  8 years agoPost 3
djrformcar

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Now that's funny!

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02-08-2010 10:15 PM  8 years agoPost 4
vinver

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Flaws
Only 2 flaws in that theory,
1, Can Obama blush?
2, Can Bush really be that clever?

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02-09-2010 01:36 AM  8 years agoPost 5
GimbalFan (RIP)

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2, Can Bush really be that clever?
Not even to save his own life could Dumbya ever be that clever.

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