Hills of the Blue Ridge VA
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A funny story to share with you. Saturday morning, early, wife is in the bathroom with coffee using the toilet. I am typing away on the computer in the office. She comes out to get another coffee and says to me, are you running a power tool Like the skillsaw or drill or something? I said no I am on the computer She says well something is making a h*ll of a racket! WTF over? So she gets another coffee goes back in on the toilet and yells there it is again! Ugg, so I go into her bathroom and hear nothing. She says it comes and goes. So I am standing there, and then I hear it, a brrrrrr sound and a h*ll of a vibration around the cabinet! I listen closely, the heat pump is working and is on so I quickly run out of the house in my robe and open the crawl space, I listen intently, nada, zip I then go into my bathroom and in the closet whack the duct work with my hand for good measure. Then back to her bathroom to report to her. I hear nothing and then it starts again and stops! WTH is going on So I get down on my knees, open her cabinet and stick my head in, shes like wth are you doing in there? Honey I am trying to figure this out, shut the f**k up....lol. And then it happens again, the whole vanity is buzzing WTF!!!! So then I slide out the bottom big drawer with all her crap in it, little boxes of all those small bottles of hand lotion I brought back from buisness trips and then BRRRRRRRR, freaking box is vibrating away making a h*ll of a racket!!!! Move a few a bottles and its her g*dd*mn pocket vibrator going off!
I laughed so freaking hard I almost threw up!!
We laughed about that all day long, priceless, a skillsaw, power drill, LMAO!
And yes I did poke my head back in and comment "is this why I ain't getting any action of late?"