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01-21-2010 06:45 PM  8 years agoPost 1
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I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue,
sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
the sugar bowl’s empty and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace.
If only you could hide your face.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don’t take that paper bag off of your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I’m good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife
Marrying you screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming
That’s why I always wake up screaming.

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way.

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe “go to he**.”

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

Oh what a feeling 3D Flying can be
Magnum Fuels

01-21-2010 06:51 PM  8 years agoPost 2

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Houston Tx USA

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01-22-2010 03:23 AM  8 years agoPost 3


Newnan Ga (Just S. of ATL)

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Dude- brilliant. I've already plagarized these!

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