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01-11-2010 03:44 PM  8 years agoPost 1
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Wal-Mart Interview

Jennifer a manager at Wal- Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a
job opening. After sorting through a stack of 20 resumes she found four
people who were equally qualified. Jennifer decided to call the four in
and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them
would get the job.

The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table,
Jennifer asked, 'What is the fastest thing you know of?'

The first man replied, 'A THOUGHT.' It just pops into your head. There's
no warning.

'That's very good!' replied Jennifer.
'And, now you sir?', she asked the second man.

'Hmmm...let me see 'A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know that it
ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of.'

'Excellent!' said Jennifer. 'The blink of an eye, that's a very popular
cliché for speed.' She then turned to the third man, who was contemplating
his reply..

'Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall
there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across the
pasture the light on the barn comes on in less than an instant. 'Yip,
TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of'.

Jennifer was very impressed with the third answer and thought she had
found her man. 'It 's hard to beat the speed of light,' she said.

Turning to BUBBA, the fourth and final man, Jennifer posed the same
question.

Old Bubba replied, 'After hearing the previous three answers, it's obvious
to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA.'

'WHAT!?' said Jennifer, stunned by the response...

'Oh sure', said BUBBA. 'You see, the other day I wasn't feeling so good,
and I ran for the bathroom, but before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON
THE LIGHT, I had already sh#?t my pants.'

BUBBA is now the new greeter at a Wal-Mart near you!

You probably will think of this every time you enter a Wal-Mart from now
on!

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01-11-2010 04:06 PM  8 years agoPost 2
Dennis (RIP)

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01-11-2010 04:11 PM  8 years agoPost 3
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THATS GREAT!

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01-12-2010 02:34 AM  8 years agoPost 4
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Never heard this one before, very funny.

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01-12-2010 02:42 AM  8 years agoPost 5
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That a good one hhahah

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01-12-2010 03:13 PM  8 years agoPost 6
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LOL

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