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10-22-2009 05:48 PM  8 years agoPost 1



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President BARACK OBAMA was invited to address a major gathering
of the American Indian Nation two weeks ago in upstate New York .

HE spoke for almost an hour on HIS future plans for increasing
ever Native American's present standard of living, since he has now
become the President..

HE referred to his career as a Senator, how he had signed 'YES'
for every Indian issue that came to his desk for approval. Although
President Obama was vague on the details of his plan, he seemed most
enthusiastic about his future ideas for helping his 'red sisters and

At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented Obama with
a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name "Walking Eagle".

The proud President then departed in his motorcade, waving to
the crowds.

A news reporter later inquired to the group of chiefs of how
they came to select the new name they had given to the President?

They explained that "Walking Eagle" is the name given to a bird
so full of **** it can no longer fly.

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10-22-2009 05:55 PM  8 years agoPost 2


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I really was glad I didn't have coffee in my mouth when I read the last sentence. Thanks...

I think about the hereafter. I go somewhere to get something, then wonder what I'm here after ?

10-22-2009 05:59 PM  8 years agoPost 3
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Thats a good one.

10-23-2009 07:58 AM  8 years agoPost 4


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Funny....but your name is kinda misleading MsLuvin

Heard one about this little native asking his dad about their names.
He was wondering about why they were called what they were. Well, said dad, take your brother Soaring Eagle. The day he was conceived there was a soaring eagle in the sky so we called him that, and your sister Running Deer, the day she was conceived a doe ran by so we called her that. Anything else you wonder about Burst Condom?

One can of course wonder how the h they had such control of when their kids where conceived...

“Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.”

10-24-2009 03:01 AM  8 years agoPost 5


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Dang it ,you might of heard it correctly, if you would get out from under your bridge.

Punch line for that joke was Two dogs F______G
And it was was the first thing the father seen after the kid was born

Jokes older than condoms .

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10-24-2009 03:55 AM  8 years agoPost 6

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That is the version I heard, but things do change with the times.


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10-24-2009 06:34 PM  8 years agoPost 7
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debogus is right. Tina's is probably the politically correct government approved version told in Commyland...

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