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08-04-2009 11:27 PM  8 years agoPost 1
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08-04-2009 11:53 PM  8 years agoPost 2


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Keep bringin'em..............
Q. What’s the difference between Ross Perot and Barack Obama?
A. Ross Perot is crackpot with big ears; Barack Obama is a pothead with big ears.

Q. Why is Barack Obama jealous of Hillary Clinton?
A. She the one with the cojones.

Q Why is Oprah supporting Obama?
A She has a history of supporting frauds.

Q. What made Barack help a Chicago slumlord to victimize the poor?
A. The check.

Q. Why does Barack want higher taxes?
A. Cause he won’t be the one paying them.

Q: What's the problem with Barack Obama jokes?
A: His followers don't think they're funny and other people don't think they're jokes.

Giving money and power to Barack Obama is like giving liquor and car keys to a teenage boy. (Tip o’ the hat to P. J. O’Rourke)

Q: Why are there so few real Barack Obama jokes?
A: Most of them are true stories.

Q. What's the difference between Pinocchio and Barack Obama?
A. Obama's nose doesn't grow when he lies.

Q. Candidate Obama has been telling us, “Yes We Can.” What will President Obama tell us?
A. “Yes You Will.”

Q. Why does Barack Obama support our servicemen?
A. He doesn’t.

Q. Why did Barack Obama decide to be a lawyer?
A. He didn’t want to have to work for a living.

Q: What is a lawyer gone bad called?
A: Senator Obama.

Q. What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A. Deductible.

Q. Why did Barack Obama register to run for office as a Democrat?
A. The Communist Party doesn’t have enough voters.

Q. Why does Barack Obama oppose the Second Amendment?
A. It stands between him and the First.

Q. Why won’t Barack Obama’s presidential jet be flight worthy?
A. It will only have a left wing.

Marie Antoinette said, “Let them eat cake.”
Barack Obama says, “Let them eat arugala.”

Robin Hood took from the rich and gave to the poor.
Barack Obama takes from the middle class and sticks it to the poor.

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08-05-2009 03:30 AM  8 years agoPost 3
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what happend to the second post that dissapeard??

08-05-2009 12:32 PM  8 years agoPost 4


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Yobama Jokes
I thought this was going to turn into a Yobama jokes thread. Apparently I offended someone. It was deleted. I will try and dig up some more. they are trickling in on the internet and entertain the heck outa me and most people I'm sure.

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04-26-2010 06:40 AM  8 years agoPost 5

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With Obama in office, you might need to see the doctor before too long.

This is Venice Beach CA.

Doc: So what is your malady?

Patient: I lost my job and I am depressed.

keepin' it real

04-26-2010 01:50 PM  8 years agoPost 6

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