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06-03-2009 01:04 PM  9 years agoPost 1
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Call girl

> Barack Hussein Obama was looking for a call girl.
> He found three such girls in a local pub, a blonde, a
> brunette and a redhead.

> To the redhead he said,

> 'I am the President of the United States.

> Now how much would it cost me to spend some time with
> you?'
> She replied, $200.'

> To the brunette he asked the same question.

> Her reply was $100.

> He then asked the blonde.

> Her reply was,

> 'Mr. President, if you can get my skirt up as high as
> my taxes, my pants as low as my wages, get that thing of
> yours as hard as the times we are living in, and keep it
> rising like the price of gas, keep me warmer than it is in
> my apartment and screw me the way you have retirees, then it
> isn't going to cost you a damn cent!'Â Â Who said
> blondes aren't smart???

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06-13-2009 11:38 PM  9 years agoPost 2
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GENIUS !! Thanks for that!

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