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04-20-2009 07:29 PM  10 years ago
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Ferrari Pit Crew
The Ferrari Formula 1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday.
The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the UK Government's Youth Opportunity Scheme and employ people from Glasgow .

The decision to hire them followed a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from the Govan and Possilpark areas of Glasgow were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds with millions of euros worth of high tech equipment.

As most races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari thought they had the advantage over every team.

However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for. At the first practice session, the Govan & Possilpark pit crew successfully changed the tyres in less than 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed, re-badged and sold the vehicle to the McLaren team for 8 bottles of WKD Irn Bru, a kilo of speed and some photos of Lewis Hamiltons bird in the shower.
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05-01-2009 09:01 PM  10 years ago

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I'm not laughing...because it's probably true! Especially the photo of Nicole Scherzinger...Little Spinning Bundle of Joy® DON'T DISS THE DINO!!
05-03-2009 04:52 AM  10 years ago


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wtf are these wankers saying ? ferrari has a race team ? why is there a bird in the shower ? tyres ?
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