Four married guys go golfing. During the 4th hole the
following conversation took place:
'You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend. I had to promise my
wife that I will paint every room in the house next
'That's nothing; I had to promise my wife that
I will build her a new deck for the pool.'
'Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my
wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her.'
They continue to play the hole when they realized that the fourth
guy has not said a word.
So they ask him, 'You haven't said anything about what
you had to do to be able to come golfing this
weekend. What's the deal?'
'I just set my alarm for 5:30am. When it went off,
I gave the wife a slap on the arse and said: 'Golf
course or intercourse?' She said: 'Wear sun-block.'