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03-17-2009 11:22 PM  9 years agoPost 1


Englewood, Ohio

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It was entertainment night at the Senior Center and over 300 seniors
came to see the show.

Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: 'I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience.'

The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful
antique pocket watch from his coat 'I want you each to keep your eye
on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations' He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, 'Watch the watch, watch the watch, and watch the watch...

'The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth,
light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes
followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces. 'CRAP!' said the Hypnotist.

It took three days to clean up the Senior Center ..

03-18-2009 12:24 AM  9 years agoPost 2
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Big Coppitt Key, FL

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'Atsa keeper.


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