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01-16-2009 09:54 PM  9 years agoPost 1
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Cold Weather behavior:
60 above zero: Floridians turn on the heat. Minnesotans plant gardens.

50 above zero: Californians shiver uncontrollably. People are sunbathing in Duluth .

40 above zero: Import cars won't start. Minnesotans drive with the sunroof open.

32 above zero: Distilled water freez es. The water in Bemidji gets thicker..

20 above zero: New Mexicans don long johns, parkas and wool hats & mittens. Minnesotans throw on a flannel shirt.

15 above zero: New York landlords finally turn on the heat. People in Minnesota have one last cookout before it gets cold.

Zero: People in Miami all die. Minnesotans close the windows.

10 below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico . Minnesotans dig their winter coats out of storage.

25 below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. Girl Scouts in Minnesota still selling cookies door to door.

40 below zero: Washington , D.C. finally runs out of hot air. People in Minnesota let their dogs sleep indoors.

100 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Minnesotans get upset because the Mini-Van won't start.

460 below zero: ALL atomic motion stops. People in Minnesota can be heard to say, "Cold 'nuff fer ya?"

500 below zero: Hell freezes over. Minnesota public schools open 2 hours late.

"Who the hell decided 9 to 5 was normal anyway? Betchya Dracula doesn't think that."

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01-16-2009 10:08 PM  9 years agoPost 2
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hey i live in miami

its cold here now ?? lol

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01-17-2009 12:21 AM  9 years agoPost 3
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How about
117 degrees, Arizonans drinking beer and beating the crap out of a heli's. Minnesotans crying...

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