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03-06-2008 08:58 PM  10 years agoPost 1
Ted Toth

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Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill

and cook a venison steak. But, all of Bubba's neighbors were

Catholic. And since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating

meat on Friday. The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks

was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they

finally talked to their priest. The Priest came to visit Bubba, and

suggested that he become a Catholic.

After several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass and as the

priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, You were born a

Baptist, and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic. Bubba's

neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the

wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood. The

Priest was called immediately by the neighbors, and, as he rushed

into Bubba's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he

stopped and watched in amazement.

There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he

carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted, You wuz born

a deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you is a catfish.

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You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.

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03-07-2008 06:28 AM  10 years agoPost 2
menace

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ROFLMAO

!boo!

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03-07-2008 05:07 PM  10 years agoPost 3
bubba01

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Ha Ha Ha!!!! Now see, that's progressive thinking at it's finest!


Cop: Sir, have you been drinking? Driver: Why? Is there a fat girl in my backseat?

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