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02-07-2008 02:37 PM  10 years agoPost 1
rgm440

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1. A heli will kill you quickly -- a woman loves to take her time.

2. Helis can be turned on by a flick of a switch.

3. A heli does not get mad if you 'touch and go.'

4. A heli does not object to a pre-flight inspection.

5. Helis come with manuals.

6. Helis have some weight limits.

7. You can fly a heli any time of the month.

8. Helis don't come with in-laws.

9. Helis don't whine unless something is really wrong.

10. Helis don't care about how many other helis you have flown.

11. When flying, you and your heli both arrive at the same time or no complaints.
12. Helis don't mind if you look at other helis, or if you buy
heli magazines.

13. It's OK to use tie-downs on your heli, they prefer it.

It's fun to be crazy

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02-07-2008 03:06 PM  10 years agoPost 2
cessna151

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An heli
Should be "A heli."

--Eagles may soar high, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines!--

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02-07-2008 05:55 PM  10 years agoPost 3
rgm440

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sorry I messed it up for you. are you a woman cessna or heli man?

It's fun to be crazy

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02-07-2008 06:05 PM  10 years agoPost 4
HakimG

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14. Helis are waaaaaaaaay cheaper...

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02-07-2008 06:51 PM  10 years agoPost 5
Rockohaulic

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15. A helis headspeed is higher than a woman.

Saturday morning I flew my helicopter in my pajamas
How it got in my pajamas I'll never know

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02-07-2008 07:48 PM  10 years agoPost 6
robhurlin

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16. Helis are quiet when you are not flying them!

Rob.

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02-07-2008 07:50 PM  10 years agoPost 7
rgm440

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You guys are doing great- Ron

It's fun to be crazy

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02-07-2008 07:51 PM  10 years agoPost 8
baddynergy

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17. Helis don't want to cuddle after you use them..

**Unattended children will be givin a shot of espresso and a puppy**

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02-07-2008 08:12 PM  10 years agoPost 9
Paul Susbauer

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The major difference is that after years of having both, someday, you MIGHT begin to understand how a helicopter works.

--Paul

Ineptitude - If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly.

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02-07-2008 08:13 PM  10 years agoPost 10
flustercluck

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18. Heli's look good from almost any angle???

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02-07-2008 08:18 PM  10 years agoPost 11
rgm440

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This is great. We could write a book guys.

It's fun to be crazy

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02-07-2008 08:27 PM  10 years agoPost 12
helimatt

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19. When a heli comes apart at the seems, it really is because of something you did.

Never, ever, ever, ever give up.

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02-07-2008 08:35 PM  10 years agoPost 13
flustercluck

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19(a). Putting a heli back together after it falls apart does not necessarily require a huge amout of knowledge, patience, and effort; and is usually successful

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02-07-2008 08:45 PM  10 years agoPost 14
Dave M

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A heli never asks....Do these pants make my azz look fat ???

and you never have to answer.....It's NOT the pants.

It's OK....It's not your fault !!!

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02-07-2008 08:46 PM  10 years agoPost 15
rgm440

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Can it get any better than this????

It's fun to be crazy

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02-07-2008 09:11 PM  10 years agoPost 16
helimatt

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Could start a "similarities" list: How is a heli like a woman?

1. Its more dangerous but a lot more fun to be flying low and close...

Never, ever, ever, ever give up.

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02-07-2008 09:14 PM  10 years agoPost 17
Sean Williams

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When you sell your heli, you don't have to worry about it coming after you with an axe.

Team Avant
Team Triforce
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02-07-2008 09:22 PM  10 years agoPost 18
mickeyapples

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20. You can not stick bang a woman and get away with it.

Live life on the edge. Stand next to me when I am flying

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02-07-2008 09:24 PM  10 years agoPost 19
flustercluck

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21. Heli's can get hot after hard running; but then they cool down fairly quicky without the pilot having to buy something for them

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02-07-2008 09:39 PM  10 years agoPost 20
Big Edge

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22. Helis wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night..

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Don't taze me bro...

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