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A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day there he
takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite
blonde walks by and the man immediately gets an erection.

The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, "Did you
call for me?"

The man replies, "No, what do you mean?"

She says, "You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that
if you get an erection, it implies you called for me" Smiling, she leads
him to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on a towel, eagerly
pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her.

Later, the man continues to explore the colony's facilities. He enters
the sauna and as he sits down, he farts.

Within minutes a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the steam room toward
him, "Did you call for me?" says the hairy man.

"No, what do you mean?" asks the newcomer.

"It's a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called for me." The
huge man easily spins him around, bends him over a bench and has his way
with him.

The newcomer staggers back to the colony office where he is greeted by
the smiling, naked receptionist. "May I help you?" she asks.

The man yells, "Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and
you can keep the $500 membership fee."

"But, Sir," she replies, "you've only been here for a few hours. You
haven't had the chance to see all our facilities."

The man replies, "Listen lady, I'm 63 years old. I only get an erection
once a month. I fart 15 times a day. I'm outta here!"

Just smile

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