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02-06-2008 01:59 PM  11 years ago
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For those who have sons & those who are happy that they don't....

And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like
1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft.
house 4 inches deep.
2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with
roller blades, they can ignite.
3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a
crowded restaurant.
4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not
strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and
a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint
can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on.
When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a
few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a
long way.
6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a
baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's
already too late.
8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even
though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-
year old Boy.
11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same
sentence.
12.) Super glue is forever.
13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you
still can't walk on water.
14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
15.) VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV
commercials show they do.
16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys
do not like ovens.
20.) The fire department inAustin , TX has a 5-minute response
time.
21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make
earthworms dizzy.
22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their
friends, with or without kids.
25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake
fluid
Vegetable rights and Peace
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02-06-2008 02:01 PM  11 years ago
leady

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YES!!! u gave me the missing ingredient for making smoke!! hahaha been trying to find out for ages now lol
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02-06-2008 03:11 PM  11 years ago
kiwidave1

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Come on, this could be any of us. My eyes would of been bugging more with a line for droll down my chin, but still, could of been any of us

On a side note, I wonder if the name tag says 'Hi, my name is:

Left" and there is another one on the other side that we can't see.

david

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02-07-2008 10:34 AM  11 years ago
GimbalFan (RIP)

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VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
What's a VCR??
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02-07-2008 03:38 PM  11 years ago
leady

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What's a VCR??
its a video cassete recorder, (video tape player) were around before DVD's
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02-07-2008 07:18 PM  11 years ago
trashmanf

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What's a DVD???
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02-08-2008 04:46 AM  11 years ago
GimbalFan (RIP)

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What's a VCR??
its a video cassete recorder, (video tape player) were around before DVD's
What's a Sharnbrook, and does a river (or a stream) run through it?
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02-08-2008 05:15 PM  11 years ago
leady

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What's a DVD???
ok ur jus bein silly now lol
What's a Sharnbrook, and does a river (or a stream) run through it?
sharnbrook is a little village in england, sharn means muddy and brook is a brook (stream)
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02-08-2008 06:25 PM  11 years ago
kiwidave1

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So you come from a muddy river.

Shambrook sounds much better
Great marketing!!
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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02-09-2008 03:33 PM  11 years ago
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TTM
wake up sleepy
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