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08-04-2007 08:11 PM  13 years ago
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mrtopgun99

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Girls and ATM's who can tell me if u ever seen a girl do this before?
MALE VS. FEMALE AT THE ATM MACHINE

A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:

"Please note that this Bank is installing new

Drive-through ATM machines

enabling customers to withdraw cash

without leaving their vehicles.

Customers using this new facility are

requested to use the procedures outlined

below when accessing their accounts."

"After months of careful research, MALE

&FEMALE Procedures have been developed.

Please follow the appropriate

steps for your gender."

MALE PROCEDURE:

1. Drive up to the cash machine.

2. Put down your car window.

3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.

4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.

5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.

6. Put window up.

7. Drive off.

**********************************************

FEMALE PROCEDURE:

Unfortunately, most of this part is the Truth.!!!!

1. Drive up to cash machine.

2. Reverse and back up the required

amount to align car window with the machine.

3. Set parking brake, put the window down.

4. Find handbag, remove all contents

on to passenger seat to locate card.

5. Tell person on cell phone you will

call them back and hang up.

6. Attempt to insert card into machine.

7. Open car door to allow easier access

to machine due to its excessive distance

from the car.

8. Insert card.

9. Re-insert card the right way.

10. Dig through handbag to find diary;

with your PIN written on the inside back page.

11. Enter PIN.

12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.

13. Enter amount of cash required.

14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.

15. Retrieve cash and receipt.

16. Empty handbag again to locate

wallet and place cash inside.

17. Write debit amount in check register

and place receipt in back of checkbook.

18. Re-check makeup.

19. Drive forward 2 feet.

20. Reverse back to cash machine.

21. Retrieve card.

22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card

holder, and place card into the slot provided!

23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.

24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.

25. Redial person on cell phone.

26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.

27. Release Parking Brake.

SEND THIS TO A MAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH

AND TO THE LADIES YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT! I AM SURE THAT YOU CAN HANDLE THIS...
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08-06-2007 12:24 AM  13 years ago
andres.c

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LOL
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08-06-2007 03:09 AM  13 years ago
herby8860

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They use these rules at my bank no wonder it takes so long.
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08-06-2007 08:31 AM  13 years ago
Furious Predator

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26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.

27. Release Parking Brake.
LOL
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08-07-2007 07:31 PM  13 years ago
maxpower097

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Yah know its funny the differences between men and woman. Take Gas station fires. Woman are 6 times more likley to start a fire at a gas station. They did some research and found out woman are 6 times more likley to get back into their car while fueling creating a static charge that starts the fire. Just interesting fact to go with your joke.
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