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08-03-2007 07:48 PM  13 years ago
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A *Dennis Wise* - a nasty 5 footer

A *Salman Rushdie* - an impossible read

A *Rock Hudson* - looked straight, but it wasnt

A *Cuban* - needed one more revolution

An *Elton John *- a big bender that lips the rim

An * Adolf Hitler* - two shots in the bunker

A Saddam Hussein - from one bunker straight into another

A * Yasser Arafat* - ugly and in the sand

A *Kate Winslett* - little bit fat but otherwise perfect

A *Gerry Adams* - playing a Provisional

A *Glen Miller* - didn't make it over the water

An *Arthur Scargill* - a great strike but a poor result

A *Russell Grant* - a fat iron

A *Rodney King* - over-clubbed

An *O.J. Simpson* - got away with it

A 'Princess Grace* - should have taken a driver

A *Princess Di* - shouldn't have taken a driver

A *Robin Cook* - just died on the hill

A *Michael Jackson* - gradually fading

A *Douglas Bader* - looked good in the air, but didnt have the legs

A *Ken Livingstone* - quite far left

A * Jean-Marie LePen* - a long way right

A *Ladyboy* - looks like an easy hole but all is not what it seems

A *condom* - safe but didnt feel real good

A *circus tent* - a BIG top

An *Anna Kournikova* - looks great, but unlikely to get a result

A * Vinnie Jones* - nasty kick when you're not expecting it

A 'Sally Gunnell* - ugly, but a good runner

A *Liz McColgan* - Ugly but runs forever

A* Brazilian* - Shaves both sides of the hole

A 'Paris Hilton* - an expensive hole

A Marc Bolan - Driven into the trees
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08-03-2007 09:05 PM  13 years ago
Bignose

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Excellent.
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08-03-2007 09:54 PM  13 years ago
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Subtle !!
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08-04-2007 06:05 PM  13 years ago
dantomo

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yep liking all of those
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08-07-2007 02:38 AM  13 years ago
UCGC

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Don't forget the Linda Ronstadt...Blew by you!
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08-20-2007 05:01 PM  13 years ago
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