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05-27-2007 05:48 PM  13 years ago
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Two Women Talking In Heaven
1st Woman: Hi! My name is Maggie.

2nd Woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?

1st Woman: I froze to death.

2nd Woman: How horrible!

1st Woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the
cold, I began to get warm and sleepy and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd Woman: I died of a massive heart attack I suspected my
husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st Woman: So what happened?

2nd Woman: I was so sure there was another woman somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched and then down into the basement. I went through each closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st Woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer. We'd both still be alive.
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05-31-2007 03:19 PM  13 years ago
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that is funny
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06-01-2007 01:43 AM  13 years ago
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That me laugh
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